Today in the office, we were talking about green issues. Today on office hieroglyphs, we’re recycling. Spooky…
We’re recycling this hieroglyph in fact:
You recognised it instantly, didn’t you, from the very beginning of the offering formula, as the alternative way of writing:
To be fair, the beginning of the offering formula features the loaf or cake sign by itself. The alternative form, the arm with the hand holding out the loaf, was still waiting backstage and lucky to be mentioned in the programme notes. But now it has walked on stage, a star. See:
Di ef; so that he may give. (Don’t worry about the so that bit, it’s contained in the verb. We’re not doing grammar, remember?) When you’re drawing it, give the upper arm a bit of thickness, a single line will do for the forearm, and a little curve for the hand. Then draw a triangle in the palm for the loaf. Easy.
Almost as easy as drawing the cute little horned viper which you’ll have deduced stands for:
ef; he. The dot just attaches the pronoun to the verb; it doesn’t have anything to do with the pronunciation of ef. All you have to do when you draw a horned viper sign is start at the head, bring the stroke down his neck, give his back a wiggle and finish him off with a little tail, then do a v-shape on his head for the horns.
Horned vipers are not quite so cute in real life:
I like snakes, but I don’t think I’d want to tickle this one under the chin. It looks as though it’s had an accident with the staple gun. And something tells me he could do a lot worse than that thing where you end up with a staple in your thumb. Nevertheless, it is wildlife and therefore ecological. The hieroglyph, though:
Isn’t he lovely? And even though he’s yellow, ecologically speaking he’s green.